Indoor Athletic Club // Zero Cardio Division Retro Rec League Tee

INDOOR ATHLETIC CLUB // ZERO CARDIO DIVISION.

EST. 1988 // NON-STRENUOUS RECREATION // MINIMAL SWEAT GUARANTEE.

A satirical collegiate athletic department tee celebrating the unsung heroes of basement table tennis, casual intramural teams, and anyone who shows up strictly for the air conditioning and post-game pizza.

THE LEAGUE CODE OF CONDUCT

• Rule 01 // Exertion: Resting BPM only. Heart rate strictly regulated. No running or sudden jolts.
• Rule 02 // Environment: Mandatory 68°F indoor air conditioning guaranteed.
• Rule 03 // Recovery: Immediate pizza, cold refreshments, and orange slices provided.

THE SPECIFICATIONS

• 2-Sided Varsity Layout: Circular collegiate seal with crossed paddles on the chest + massive arched varsity lettering, laurel wreath, and rec-league shield on the back.
• Authentic Athletic Inks: Deep collegiate navy, cardinal crimson, and warm varsity gold with crisp cream outlines.
• Classic Heather Cotton: Soft, heavyweight ring-spun athletic heather grey cotton with a wide, comfortable open crewneck collar.